Since Always.

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

baby animals.

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties

baby animals.

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galifreycrossing:

leaferheather:

Sometimes you just gotta assert your authority.

Lmao her face in the last one!

gotta start playing this game again…

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#tbt to when I made a life size clown out of construction paper for circus week at my old job. #constructionpaper #clown #dyi #art #cute #missdoingthis #polkadots #cutandpaste #circus literally everything was pieces of #paper even his shoe laces 😓

#tbt to when I made a life size clown out of construction paper for circus week at my old job. #constructionpaper #clown #dyi #art #cute #missdoingthis #polkadots #cutandpaste #circus literally everything was pieces of #paper even his shoe laces 😓

human-chernobyl:

Imagine this ice cream truck driving by your house in the middle of the night, playing backwards, scratchy jolly tunes as the driver simply points at you, laughs hysterically, and screams “IT’S ALMOST YOUR TIME!!!”

NOPE. I would 100% throw a grenade at that truck.

human-chernobyl:

Imagine this ice cream truck driving by your house in the middle of the night, playing backwards, scratchy jolly tunes as the driver simply points at you, laughs hysterically, and screams “IT’S ALMOST YOUR TIME!!!”

NOPE. I would 100% throw a grenade at that truck.

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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

What a cool app luckily I don’t get in this position very much and my bf just got me pepper spray

(via travisreilly)

adaptationorretribution:

melissakreider:

America, 2014 | Melissa Kreider

Top picture looks cyan. Who knows, I don’t have a color accurate monitor (I know. It is cyan.). Anyway, I went into this place expecting to get the ugliest looking sandwich possible…but that didn’t happen. Look how beautiful this Big Mac is! They toasted the bun, ffs. I guess it talks about the difference in the way Italians prepare their food..even if it is McDonald’s.

Please take the time to appreciate the figure on the french fries holder. Ha. Ha ha.

my big macs always look like this…

(via rydenarmani)

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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I just laughed so hard

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via spacevvvizard)

ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

why the crap would you want her to sleep in her own bed when she can sleep in yours?!

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